Jack Krak

Jack Krak, The charismatic but deeply flawed antihero, and fan favorite. Jack Krak is the motherf*cker. No one rocks harder, no one does more drugs, no one has more fun. Jack desperately wants to be team leader and he seems to have power and especially the huge overblown ego to back it up. But deep inside he’s like a scared little boy, and the slightest shift in plans can send him into cascading fits of panic. (He should be first.)

Voiced by David Faustino.

Quotes
- Oh my gourd, I'm so f*ckin' bored!

- Yeah, but, you're just a f*cking idiot, Ultra Richard. I'm Jack Krak!

- I just wanted to say....F*CK YOU!!! I'm not a shitty friend, YOU ARE! I'M THE MOTHERF*CKER!!!!!

- My brain is bored!

- So what the shitf*ck you doin'? Somethin gay?

- JUST PUNCH THE LITTLE BITCH!

- 'Cause Jack Krak...is the motherf*cker!

- From now on, we can just piss 'n' shit on this guy! MEATBALLS!!!

- I don't care about that shit, you asshole! I'm horny for that burger NOOOWWW!!!!

- FLARKIN' PUT THAT SHIT IN MY GODDAMN MOOOUUTHHHH!!!!!!!!!

- If I had a blog or something, i'd smear that shit all over it!

- That was forkin' classic hi-five materal!

- SO...YOU WANNA F*CKIN'...PAR-TAY?!

- I'M CHRISTIAN NOW, MOTHERF*CKER!!!!

-You just can't understand, cause you're not christian!

- I'VE FINISHED THEM AAAAAALLLL!!!!

- TERRIBLE! MY HEAD IS F*CKING KILLING ME!!!

- What ya smokin', anyway? Cause it smells like burnt dog shit mixed with...ARMPIT AND ROTTEN PUSSY!!!

- LET'S SMOKE SOME MORE HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

- That's my new hit song! Someone should put that shit on the radio!

- Hey, don't tell my elbow what to do, bitch! My elbow is the motherf*cker!